Katie Likes Self Tanning.

I've never noticed that Katie has a bottle tan...but apparently she lives for this shit. She claims that her fair skin can't handle the sun and that tanning cream is not a "hobby"...sure.

Katie Likes Abbrevs.

You name it, she can shorten it. Katie lives life in the fast lane, and when you go fast, you have no time for long convos.

Katie Likes Teeth Whitening...A LOT.

She says she wants them to "glow in the dark". She just gave up coffee for 100 days to be healthier...sure. She's really doing it for whiter teeth.

Katie Likes Good Grades.

Katie achieved a 4.0 average in High School. She says she's just like anybody else...hmm.

Katie Likes Show Choir.

Including Jazz Hands. She says she did show choir in high school for her resume...right.
Editors Note: Check out that maxi pad wing!

Katie Likes Her Sense Of Smell.

She can smell odors from miles away. Once at Justin's house, a smell was driving her nuts. After sniffing all over the place, we finally figured out that it was the broccoli and dip on the table...sure Katie, sure.

Katie Likes This Blog.

Katie: omfg
fucking hilar

Katie Likes Fitness.

She has workouts with a personal trainer.

Katie Likes Minature Horses.

She says she just likes small dogs...sure. I suppose the pony wrote itself into the script.

Katie Likes Deep Sea Fishing.

Katie went deep sea fishing to celebrate a friend's birthday. She caught the biggest fish. She claimed to have very little experience...sure.

Katie Likes To Swear.

Conversation between Katie and Forrest:

Katie: would you like a motherfucking cupcake? i baked the shit out of some last night they're at my goddamn desk.

Forrest: you've got to be fucking joking.

Katie: this ain't a motherfucking joke.

Katie: they're festive as shit.

Katie: fucking pumpkin.

Katie Likes To Draw.

Last Sunday Forrest and I wanted to go over to Katie's house to watch Mad Men. We were crushed to find out that she had plans to attend a drawing class with a nude model. She said a roommate told her about the class...sure.

Katie Likes To Bake Pumpkin Cupcakes.

Today Katie came into work with at least a dozen pumpkin cupcakes. I thought she was going home to watch Gossip Girl, but really she was baking and watching Gossip Girl. She said she got a pumpkin candle that gave a pumpkin craving....sure.